At the start of this year I weighed about 273 pounds currently I have lost about 50 ish pounds ( which still makes me pretty fat ) but its been an interesting journey and I thought I’d condense everything I’ve learnt into 10 simple rules if you will( I just love giving back to the community don't you know )
< Editor’s Note : Some of these steps at first glance , or even the 1000th , seem unrelated to weight loss. Mr Chandran has assured us that we are entitled to our point of view.>
1) Donate your remote control to Goodwill
2) Eat your soup with chopsticks
3) Attempt to convince the patent office to patent of your latest invention , a bridge that goes half way across a river and then turns back making a giant horseshoe for people who tend to change their mind a lot.
4) Attempt step 3 only this time on the phone---using sign language
5) Learn mandarin from a Cantonese speaking instructor
6) Use the X box as a pair of dumbells
7) Watch the movie “Memento” backwards
8) Drink only between the hours of 09:00 to 08:00 hrs. Use the remaining hour wisely
9) Try and convince the IRS that your paunch is a dependant deduction
10) Also Eat less and Run more . Also.
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Lose!!!!!
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