On FaceBook ( where else ) the other day a friend of mine posed the age old Question, “why are diamonds a women's best friend”? Well I mean please the answer is obvious its because Dog was already taken. Given that men picked dogs and women diamonds it is instructive to compare and contrast a dog with a diamond. for the really really really socially and culturally inept I have taken the time to post some helpful guidelines including visual cues
DOGS
DIAMOND
Some other differences include
- Dogs are generally cheaper both to acquire and maintain
- Dogs are messier
- A dog is not forever
- Gifting someone a dog will not usually get you laid
- a diamond spelt backwards is dnomaid which to me is far more believable than the other one
- Paris Hilton does not know the diff between the two clearly
- walking your diamond and wearing your dog is generally considered bad form( unless of course… see PH explanation above )
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